"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019
Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022
by Calgal56 August 10, 2021
A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
by D'Pez Poopsie December 28, 2013
Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!
by TheCaz September 11, 2021