Goldfish Moment 

A moment when you're doing something/carrying something/placing something somewhere and forget about it three seconds later.

In the process of going to the store I decided to drunkenly put my vape in my shoes that I was thinking of at the moment of wearing. I went upstairs to change from pajamas into clothes and came back downstairs and lost my. Did I put on those shoes no I did not. I woke up the next day and realized I had a goldfish moment.

Goldfish Moment by Cloud7a July 3, 2021

Goldfish Moment 

A moment when two people are in an argument, but can agree on something in the middle. It has to do with balance, like a scale. Fish have scales. Goldfish are delish. Therefore, it is a goldfish moment.

bob thinks joe is smarter. joe thinks bob is smarter. they realize they are equally smart and come to a consensus that bobs intelligence=joes intelligence; goldfish moment

Goldfish Moment by marcusnikagold October 25, 2009

Goldfish Moment™ 

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking their really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

Goldfish Moment™ by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfish Moment™ 

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

Goldfish Moment™ by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008