Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

Golden Tallywacker by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

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Golden Tallywhackers

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

Golden Tallywhackers by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

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Golden Tallywackers refer to the scoring system of bocce ball.

Wow, thats worth a whopping 2 golden tallywackers, bocce good throw!

golden talleywackers by luckypotatoes August 3, 2005

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