Goldberging 

When someone crushes the other team so hard that he or she decides to switch sides for a better challenge. It's like making your own team hit an iceberg, but more satisfying.

Josh: "I can't believe how bad we crushed those noobs."
Hunter: "Yeah man, but it wasn't even fun. I'm switching to their team for a greater challenge."
Josh: "Aw, come on! Why are you always goldberging?!"

Goldberging by Lavabirdgm July 15, 2015

Goldberging 

The act of finding an idiot somewhere on the internet and using their silly posts to attack your political opponents.

Based on Jonah Goldberg's @jonahNRO ever present use of folks he considers his intellectual inferiors as props to attack people with different points of view.

Jonah: This guy is going to launch a rocket into the flatmosphere to prove his flat earth theories, just like you and your science denial.

Me: Hey, no Goldberging, just because I have questions about data acquisition and failure to verify and validate computer models doesn't make me a science denier.

Goldberging by el Presidente Castro August 8, 2018

Goldberging 

The act of removing your pants immediately upon entering your home. Popularly- named based upon actor Jeff Garlin's character, Murray Goldberg, who does this repeatedly on ABC's hit comedy TV show, The Goldbergs.

I goldberged as soon as I closed my front door. To 'Goldberg', is to remove your pants upon entering your home. Goldberging means to walk around your house without pants on. No pants.

Goldberging by DowntownMotown May 2, 2014

goldberging 

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.

Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”

Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”

Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”

goldberging by thunkedit January 30, 2024

goldbording 

A combination of a banned enhanced interrogation technique and the very specific fetish of having a paid sex worker urinate upon you.

Goldboarding occurs when the paid sex worker restrains the "John" and then places their used underwear upon the "John's" face. The sex worker then proceeds to urinate upon the "John's" face as though he was being waterboarded.

Aaron: "Where did you go last night? And what is that smell?"

Adam: "So... Remember that bet I won last night? Yeah, I got a great goldbording session out of that."

goldbording by DirtyinDC December 20, 2017