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Gold fishing

The act of "gold fishing" is define as, when a person who has just pour water containing one more "Gold Fish" in ones anus and removes them by anal insertion of some kind.
"Hey why is my floor wet ?"

"Sorry,I was Gold Fishing"
Gold fishing by pseudonym_Liqour October 10, 2016

Goldfishing

When someone is so fucked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. Term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.
He was so fucked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.

We wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.
Goldfishing by DJJD2000 August 9, 2009

Goldfishing

A common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. They will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.
Dan wanted to impress people at the Terror show, but was goldfishing everytime Scott held out the microphone.
Goldfishing by damnj November 22, 2014

Goldfishing

Similar to catfishing, where a fake person is created to lure people in, goldfishing is when someone fakes being wealthy in order to find romantic partners.
This is especially true of middle-aged men, who use expensive leased cars to hopefully find a 20-something gold digger.
Basically the reason anyone would do this is because they're too insecure in their own socioeconomic standing, and feel the need to act like someone they're not.
Kevin's really in deep- he started goldfishing this sorority girl but now he's having to juggle buying expensive gifts and coupon-cutting at the grocery store.
Goldfishing by jtornado October 25, 2015

Goldfish in a Soup Can 

The inability to grow larger due to confined spaces with the added effect of being visually blocked from seeing anything outside of the confinement. #NoRoomToGrow #NotSeeingTheWorld
One day I will no longer be a goldfish in a soup can and find the right amount of space to grow.

happy as a goldfish in the sea 

happy as a goldfish in the sea, ahh those immortal words, bring a tear to the old eye.....well well well, i beg to disagreee, i do admit to uttering those words when i was hmmm under the influence. But nothing at all can compare to jan flashing at an eleven year old and kissing her little brothers terrrfieed friends. I rest my case. Plus theses words made a lot of sense at the time, and think about it, how happy would a goldfish be, surrounded by all that water, like a kid in a candy shop!!
''euan, look at my pants!!!Do u like my pants, heee heeee hooo hooo, jan cant stop rockiiiiin!''