A character from the well-known series Dragonball (Z, GT, Kai)... An alias of Jesus, in popular culture, but his popularity is actually very overrated.
Person: Hmm... What's another name for Jesus?
Retard: GOKU!
Person: ...no, I seriously wanna know, you retard.
Retard: GOKU!
Person: ...no, I seriously wanna know, you retard.
by Ami-chan August 2, 2010
Famous monkey boy Japanese legend and, who is revered by otaku fanboy geeks, is the main character of the original DB and DBZ. His saiyan name is "Kakarrot", although only the true geeks refer to him by that handle. DBZ is one of the most famous manga/anime series ever, especially in the United States. He turns into a huge-ass ape when he looks at the moon and won the runner-up award for "Most Constipated Looking Anime Character", only second to the ruthless Vegeta.
Goku: Vegeta!! These Senzu beans give me a funny feeling in my stomach! I think I have to shit!
Vegeta: Deal with it. The saiyans on planet Vegeta had to shit in ten times the gravity of this puny, miniscule planet!!!
Master Korin: You didn't take those laxatives, did you, boy?
Vegeta: Deal with it. The saiyans on planet Vegeta had to shit in ten times the gravity of this puny, miniscule planet!!!
Master Korin: You didn't take those laxatives, did you, boy?
by kaio ken x4 February 3, 2009
A Dragon Ball Z Character that is used in so many reasons, He has a massive appetite. He can also beat Thanos ("dildo boi") He can beat superman as well.
by buttholeinface69 August 25, 2019
The Johnny sins of the motherfucking dbs universe. He is always shirtless and his 15 INCH MASSIVE penis 🍆 bulge is seen through his pants (oh my God he is so sexy and hot aaaahhh 😍) He is the sex partner that every girl dreams to have.
1) First he chooses his sex partner from an another planet (eg: freiza)
2) Then he slowly removed his shirt and shows his BIG 8 packs
3) Then his Penis bulge becomes from small to loooong. (On seeing that, every girl becomes excited as hell!!)
4) Thev he carefully removes his Extremely big penis from his pants and on seeing his loooong penis all the girls become mad in love with it. (Me too 😍😍😍)
5) He starts fucking so fast 💦 that she screams very very loud in pain(and pleasure😍)
6) He powers up to SUPER SAIYAN MODE and his fucking speed goes upto 100 times faster 💦💦💦💦 and girls go crazy 🥵🥵🥵
7) After fucking for 1 whole day he says goodbye to her but she wanted even more 🥵. So he says that he wanted to save energy to fuck ChiChi (her wife)
1) First he chooses his sex partner from an another planet (eg: freiza)
2) Then he slowly removed his shirt and shows his BIG 8 packs
3) Then his Penis bulge becomes from small to loooong. (On seeing that, every girl becomes excited as hell!!)
4) Thev he carefully removes his Extremely big penis from his pants and on seeing his loooong penis all the girls become mad in love with it. (Me too 😍😍😍)
5) He starts fucking so fast 💦 that she screams very very loud in pain(and pleasure😍)
6) He powers up to SUPER SAIYAN MODE and his fucking speed goes upto 100 times faster 💦💦💦💦 and girls go crazy 🥵🥵🥵
7) After fucking for 1 whole day he says goodbye to her but she wanted even more 🥵. So he says that he wanted to save energy to fuck ChiChi (her wife)
Girl 1 : Hey, you went to goku's house yesterday right? How was the ride? 😯 Did you touch his sexy dick? 😍🍆
Girl 2 : Ya, it was like heaven !!!!
I thought his dick world be long but it was so long that i couldn't even fully hold it
He fucked me so hard 💦 that my pussy is still open wide 🥵. I wish I could feel that much enjoyment in my husband's dick too 😢
Girl 1 : OMG !! Goku is sooo sexy !!! I would die to get a husband like him 😍😍😍
Girl 2 : Yes me too 😍😍😍
Girl 2 : Ya, it was like heaven !!!!
I thought his dick world be long but it was so long that i couldn't even fully hold it
He fucked me so hard 💦 that my pussy is still open wide 🥵. I wish I could feel that much enjoyment in my husband's dick too 😢
Girl 1 : OMG !! Goku is sooo sexy !!! I would die to get a husband like him 😍😍😍
Girl 2 : Yes me too 😍😍😍
by Goku's Penis is soooo big February 4, 2022
The main protagonist of the anime series Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Super, and a main character in the so-far-web-only Dragon Ball Super Heroes.
Hey, it's me, Goku!
by The local Argentinian guy October 3, 2021
by Anonymous900000000000000 June 19, 2013
Goku is the hawt bishie from Gensou Maden Saiyuki that is like 500 years old but magically looks more around 18. He was placed away in a mountain with cage like formations for bars that made him really tweaked out. He had a pet bird that unfortunately died outside of his reach.
He also had no food and could only wait for Sanzo to come rescue him. Sanzo obviously did save him only because he couldn't tolerate Goku's 'crying out to him' no longer. So the two left and Sanzo became a 'babysitter' and Goku became one of Sanzo's followers.
His token sayings are "Harahetta!" (I'm hungry) and "Sanzo" (just take a guess). He also likes to fight with Gojyo and is sort of taken care of by Hakkai as well. The best thing about Goku is that he can kick major ass, namely being yokai or Kougaji. The only one that really gets to him is Homura but that's because Homura has some 'Mad War Prince Power' and some sexual induendo.
Lastly, Goku is based off the Monkey King from the Saiyuki Chinese legend just like the Goku from DBZ.
He also had no food and could only wait for Sanzo to come rescue him. Sanzo obviously did save him only because he couldn't tolerate Goku's 'crying out to him' no longer. So the two left and Sanzo became a 'babysitter' and Goku became one of Sanzo's followers.
His token sayings are "Harahetta!" (I'm hungry) and "Sanzo" (just take a guess). He also likes to fight with Gojyo and is sort of taken care of by Hakkai as well. The best thing about Goku is that he can kick major ass, namely being yokai or Kougaji. The only one that really gets to him is Homura but that's because Homura has some 'Mad War Prince Power' and some sexual induendo.
Lastly, Goku is based off the Monkey King from the Saiyuki Chinese legend just like the Goku from DBZ.
by Pristine January 7, 2005