by Bakuhoe March 17, 2021
–he's a greenflag trust me (if you believe in those dumb hdc on tumblr then u're stupid.)
–he's rich(he'll spoil you)
-his love language is physical touch and spoiling you with love.
-i love you
–he misses his bestfriend
–he's rich(he'll spoil you)
-his love language is physical touch and spoiling you with love.
-i love you
–he misses his bestfriend
Gojo Satoru is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer. He cares for his students (but gives them too much missions *poor kids*), he's an annoying friend tho but the best. You have no chance bcs he will reject your love, not because he doesn't like you (nah he doesn't like you) but because he doesn't want anything happen to you.
by Satoruslave March 11, 2022
by thebiggestfangirl June 22, 2021
A 2D man for whom all girls, even boys (literally EVERYONE) are ready to do anything.
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
by Feroline August 18, 2021
The strongest jujutsu sorcerer with a 5 ft cock that will rip you in half. Just hearing his name will make you cum in your trousers 15 times.
Guy: I just saw satoru gojo the other day
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
Other Guy: Holy shit how many times did you cum
Guy: 658 times, hbu?
Other Guy: only 24
by hrhsher March 17, 2021
anime character from jujutsu kaisen with the biggest, most juiciest, luscious, substantial 20km monster cock
by gojofuckr May 23, 2021
The Sexiest man a life with a 16 inch dick who isn't afraid to use it. His sexiness will change your sexuality and his cock is so big it will rip you in half
by hrhsher March 17, 2021