A town, usually associated with Pinardville, Dunbarton, and New Boston. Consisting of Hicks with large boots and kids with side parts and skinny jeans. Nothing to do but go 'downtown' and steal slushys and candy from cumberland farms and eat pizza from Viksters with the pot heads at the skate park. Maybe if your lucky someone will drive you to Mcdonalds
I'm going to Goffstown to hang at the skate park tonight.
Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
Dude, that kids from Goffstown, he must skateboard.
by goffstownkidspwn February 20, 2009
A small town outside of Manchester, New Hampshire. This town consists of several places of interest, that are actually 100% uninteresting. You can go to Cumberland Farms, or go to the local pizza place "Viksters". But the real treasure of Goffstown lies in the High School. GHS consists of several groups of people, but basically just 3 groups. Group on consists of people that drive TRUCKS, with huge TIRES. The next group consists largely of kids that wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and cut themselves for fun. Group 3 contains a large number of kids that smoke the weed. If you're saying to yourself, "I'm not in any of those groups.", Think again.
by GOFFSTOWN April 30, 2009
A genetic cesspool of a town in New Hampshire where the dominant social group is a bunch of whiggers who hang out at the skatepark and think they are cool for smoking the weed that they bought with their mom's money. There is only one alleyway in Goffstown, and if you walk down it, you will not be mugged.
by Inhabitant of Goffstown (NH) January 16, 2011
OH NO it is flodding in Goffstown.
as in water is everywhere in Goffstown.
Goffstown is a boring Town.
as in water is everywhere in Goffstown.
Goffstown is a boring Town.
by isavedave. May 15, 2006
a shitty ass town where you get aressted for having a little bit of weed and not everyones a fucking emo but there are alt of hicks and stoners
by fabio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 5, 2012
A high school located in Goffstown, New Hampshire. You got a good amount of hicks, whiggers and stoners with Goffstown being next to the weed kingdom, Manchester. People still talk about Manchester as if its a war zone. The school lacks diversity, most of the population being white.
It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.
Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
It is an unspoken rule that everyone, including the freshman, hate the freshman.
Most of the cliques that reside in the school are more definable in the mornings before the bell rings. The stoners sit by the stairways or are in the bathroom smoking pot or some shit, jocks stand by the gym, weaboos and emos are in the theatre lobby, the art kids stay near the entrance of the art wing and the theatre geeks practically live in the music wing, possibly holding up a cult in the practice rooms.
by skatingfasterandeatingass March 15, 2018
Goffstown high school. Better known as Suicide High. Bitchy white girls and stoners that live in either goffstown or New Boston attend this hell hole. The girls VSCO’s are a place where girls can’t be judged for being a hoe. And that’s the rule. no judging if it’s on VSCO. The boys stand by the gym and and the weird fuckers stand in “The hallway to nowhere.” While the ghetto but also not ghetto at all stoners hang in the bathrooms before the bell rings ripping the fuck out of their juuls and possibly dab pens. One other very valid rule is that the Freshmen must know their place and stay out of the way of everyone and no one can like them. Even if they’re not that bad. but then you have the junior boys who hit the freshmen girls up asking for either nudes, Or are actually interested in them for some reason. Oh there’s the bell. Better take a loop around the 200 wing before I go to class because Its to weird if I come into class at the right time.
Britney: Goffstown high school is such a drag.
Snotty girl: Yo who has my juul?
Britney: hold on a couple more rips before the bell.
Snotty girl: god fucking damn it Britney, hurry up!! I wanna loop around the 200.
Snotty girl: Yo who has my juul?
Britney: hold on a couple more rips before the bell.
Snotty girl: god fucking damn it Britney, hurry up!! I wanna loop around the 200.
by Edward scissor hands. March 17, 2020