How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"
Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
by Jon April 3, 2005
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The term used by chavs, and neds to describe basically anyone who isn't a clone of them, anyone who dresses different to them, anyone who listens to different music than them. By calling people a "goff" and trying to offend them, the only thing that they prove is how stupid they are, by clearly not knowing what an actual Goth is.

"HawHawHawww ya pyooor bas.. that lassie is like pure wearin goff shoes"

:/

They use the term "goff shoes" for converse,vans,DCs, basically anything which isn't one of their favouritised makes, e.g. Adidas,nike,lacoste.
Atleast "Goffs" have better shoe taste.
by [Dani] February 22, 2008
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1. Wrong pronounciation of "goth"
2. Word used to describe Miles Wu by spoilt Winchester College public school boys
1. Goff is is a shpakin pronounciation
2. Miles Wu is a Pu
by Kurt von Krab March 13, 2004
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A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.
''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''

''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''
by Monkehhhh April 29, 2006
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Someone wearing black clothes and/or eyeliner.
Chav: Hey, look at that girl! She's wearing a black shirt! GOFF!!!
by Lace April 25, 2004
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Typical emo teenager in Stockholm Sweden of the female gender. The male being called Grunthor Often found slashing her wrists or "playing the wrist violin" as it's also referred to. Camouflages her/himself in black since the daytime and sun is their natural enemy. Some purple, red, pink and striped varieties can also occur ocasionally. Manson is a hardcore yet typical goffe. On any given weekend night a typical stroll through any suburban park will yield the discovery of dozens sometimes more goffes and grunthors sitting in groups drinking lightbeer and slashing their wrists in synch with the dark repetitive music in their ipods.

Also a great and cheap way to dress for halloween themed parties since all you need is to rip your clothes and look depressed.
Feeling depressed? Wearing black? you're definately turning into a goffe.

Goffe is NOT a fashion statement. Its a way of life.
by Aussie_D January 16, 2009
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A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.
"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"

"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"
by evilbint April 12, 2005
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