In Japan, the Godzilla Penis is a legendary penis, said to belong to a hero who will save the world from destruction.
Police Officer: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: Um, I think I killed my girlfriend.
Police Officer: What happened?
Man: I split her in half with my Godzilla Penis when we tried to have sex! Oh God! Oh God what have I done?!
"Long ago, a prophecy foretold of a hero from a land far to the east saving the world with his giant penis. A penis of Godzilla proportions. Known as the Godzilla Penis."
Named after Godzilla due to it's Asian origin and mythical existence.
Girl 2: What's left to do?
Girl 1: Do a Godzilla penis and have sex with a 40 yr old virgin?
Girl 2: At least one is doable.