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Putting words in God’s mouth 

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...

Armadyl Godsword 

The Armadyl godsword is one of the four variants of the legendary Godsword that was fought over during the God Wars of RuneScape, requiring 75 Attack to wield, it is created by attaching an Armadyl hilt to a completed godsword blade, which has no requirements to create and can be done by any player. Along with the Bandos godsword, the Saradomin godsword, and the Zamorak godsword, the Armadyl godsword carries the highest slash bonus and highest strength bonus of all melee weapons in the game.

Like all godswords, the Armadyl godsword has a special attack, The Judgment, which deals damage with a 37.5% (125% multiplied by the hidden 110% every godsword possesses) higher maximum hit than a normal attack, using 50% of the special attack bar.

Players can attach an Armadyl godsword ornament kit, obtained from master clue scrolls, to cosmetically enhance the godsword, creating an Armadyl godsword (or). This only alters its appearance, and gives no stat enhancements. It also becomes untradeable, but it can be dismantled, returning the godsword and ornament kit.
Player 1 (Noob.): Woah, what sword is that?
Player 2 (Maxed): This, my friend, is an Armadyl Godsword.
Armadyl Godsword by lmperfect November 6, 2016

bandos godsword 

THE BANDOS GODSWORD is a weapon that is created by the finest smiths of runescape, it is one of four godswords that exist as the most expensive weapons: These include; Armadyl godsword(most expensive), saradomin godsword(second most expensive), zamorak godsword(3rd most expensive)and Bandos godsword( the least expensive due it being the easiest godsword to find) its special attack is probably the best of all four, lowering defence of an enemy from the amount of damage inflicted. The godsword can only be made by players: the hilt and 4 shards of a sword blade are dropped in a place called " god wars".it is said that around 100 hilts make there way into ge every day but there is control on when it sells and who it sells to.
Bandos godsword requires 75 attack to weild like every other godsword.
bandos godsword by james campi June 16, 2008

30 inches godsword 

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.
rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME
30 inches godsword by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

Bandos Godsword 

A sword wielded by Bandos in the game runescape classic
bandos wears a bandos godsword (bgs)
Bandos Godsword by dewwiiw December 10, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026