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The man up stairs who is all loving and is allways misspoken about and taken for granted. Meny like to make jokes bcause it is to hard for them to say that there is someone bigger and beter then them. Plus they just can't see how anyone could love them after all of the crack they've snorted and STDs they have. The def given for {God} well most of them (I stoped reading it after awile) are incorect and the ones giving them have never been shown, or given, love and wouldn't know a loving God if he was standing infrount of them.
saved his people from egypt, Died on the cross, God! gave his only son so that you and I can live with him forever
God! by rockthewall July 8, 2010
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God by TAL3452 January 2, 2017
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."

Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."

Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"

Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"

Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."

Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.
Look at a true believer to see what this is like. They are supposed to be an example of God's love.
God by Karo-san August 25, 2009
one of most popular words in urban dictionary
Did you know that the word god has over 500 definitions?
god by thisnickisnotused February 7, 2010
The only word with no universally accepted definition.
How many definitions of God can there be? Well, I guess I better go to god-defined.com to find out.
God by god defined August 25, 2009
level 99 white mage
God casts level 5 world flood, many things die
god by dungeon master May 4, 2004