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gnome dome 

Getting dome (head) from the little gnomes who run around office buildings giving dome (head) to those who are in need of some dome (head)
Yo, I was about to pass out from boredom at work and and then BAM Gnome Dome!
gnome dome by Evan C. November 28, 2007

gnome dome 

(n); refers to a hovel where gnomes generally reside; a bald midget
George saw a gnome dome, so he kicked it down and ate all of the gnomes residing within; Troy Vernon has a gnome dome
gnome dome by midgetsnatcher August 21, 2003

Gnome-dome 

When a short person, or midget, gives you head.
Guy 1- "damn dood, Caroline is such a gnome-dome."
Guy 2- "Caroline? The short girl?"
Guy 1- "yeah bruh"
Guy 2- "that's my sister!"
Gnome-dome by Wyldmann27 February 24, 2015

Dome gnome 

The dome gnome is a growing phenomenon seen in college towns across the country. It is usually of the female sex, with an unusual predilection for giving oral services to her mate. If her affinity for dome-giving is matched by a stimulating physical appearance, she is to be considered a "Dome Slut."

But, like in so many cases, the creature is often of lesser aesthetic quality, resembling more a troll or beast. It is then that she takes on the role of "Dome Gnome." The dome gnome can be summoned at all times and her relationship to the male is static like that of a garden gnome or vacuum cleaner.
Enter dome gnome.

Roommate 1: Woah! what is Ben doing with that troll in his room?

Roommate 2: don't worry bro she's just a dome gnome.

Roommate 1: oooh, got it. Nice.
Dome gnome by Brorden gekko March 20, 2011

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026