Slut Glut Rut 

a condition whereby a male celebrity is so burned out from all the fawning attention that he no longer receives any stimulation from a bikini model slipping her room key into his pocket

Bouncer: Johnny, nice set.
Rockstar: Thank’s, man.
Bouncer: By the way, that hottie in the front row wanted me to give you her phone number.
Rockstar: Nah, you keep it. I think I’m stuck in a slut glut rut.

Slut Glut Rut by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

monosodium glutamate 

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621

Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

monosodium glutamate by bill but not really September 20, 2020

glutbutt 

a woman with a fat ass

you should have seen the size of that womans ass, what a glutbutt

glutbutt by DiggyPoos April 13, 2010

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

Gallon Gluttony by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

Glut Hung 

A temporary malfunction or fault of equipment.

My phone is glut hung, I cant see any messages.

Glut Hung by Dleph April 10, 2015

glutenpee 

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

glutenpee by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020