Glurpie

A) An invitation is sent either via e-mail or direct mail.
B) A group of gay males arrive at the party. Usually the dude who is hosting the party has the honor of 'receiving' for the evening.
C) Everyone at the party takes turns having anal sex with the host; it is essential that they bust their load in the anus and don't let any leak out.
D) The first person to show up at the party has the distinct honor of going last. At the conclusion of ejaculating, a straw is then handed to the last dude who proceeds to suck all of the semen from the host's anus.

A glurpie occurs where: a party where lost is watched, when ginnies get together to watch Italy play soccer, what guys do after watching Sex & The City 2

by BigRed2111 May 23, 2010

Glurpie

A slur towards the "Mysterious Mushroom" in the hit ROBLOX game "Oaklands"

Man 1- Holy fuck dude I fucking hate glurpies.

Man 2- Glurpies are ruining our country.

by Flarbsb McFarberson June 30, 2023

Glurpy

The act reviving ass quaking head from a woman with no teeth. As rare as an albino dolphin.

“Hey Sean did you get that ass quaking glurpy last night?” “Yea bro she took her dentures out and was gumming my dick”

by Dn267 May 28, 2021

Glurpy

Stupidity

Your action just shows that you're in complete glurpy

by aziqasyla November 13, 2018

Glurpies

Group of people who maintain sexually activity with each other knowing they have herpies

Man they are a bunch of glurpies. Those glurpies are crazy.

by Bonin19 April 29, 2021

Tirky Glurpy

When someone glurps their turkey, usually done after cooking and carving

"Hey man did you end up using that Turkey?"
"Yeah I finished it off with a Tirky Glurpy before throwing the rest out"

by GroggyPoggy December 10, 2022