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James Dale Guckert 

Better known as Jeff Gannon, James Dale Guckert is yet another four flushing shill paid for by the Republican party. Guckert had been in a number of White House press briefings posing as a reporter for Talon News - a propaganda house for the party. He would come up with "questions" that were always deferential and seemed to prop up Bush.

Guckert had also advertised him self as a male prostitute on gay men escort services sites.

This shows even more how dependant Republicans are on propaganda. That's because they cannot do anything right and need propaganda from FOX News, talking heads like Limbaugh, Coulter, and O'Reilly as well as paid shills such as Guckert and Armstrong Williams.
Guckert asked monkey boy questions about soup lines and the other people (read democrats and other Bush opponents) getting a divorce from reality.

His nice friendly business on the side of doing other men was discovered in the subsequent investigation.
James Dale Guckert by jesster79 March 13, 2005
A term frequently used in software engineering to describe rogue or katty-whompus behavior in source code. Often there is an unspoken agreement between two parties in which only one of the parties has agreed on and has therefore created undocumented, unreliable, and buggy source code.
Bill: Man, I am really tired today.

Jane: Why is that, Bill?

Bill: Well I spent all day chasing software bugs in our local repository and was able to trace it to a geckert.

Jane: Why does that always seem to happen around here?
geckert by codelicious0 February 23, 2014
Gluebert combanation of illmannered pre-schoolers whith an an isashable lust for gule
That tiney like sure has the hots for that gule gun;hes got a bad case ofGluebert!

Play nice with that custom made glue stick or you'll turn into a Gulebert
Gluebert by 40Pants March 2, 2009
Someone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.
Someone who likes gluckable food in tSomeone with that of a calimore glucKer, loose skin on neck and chews food with the facial expression of a very sour, suculant food.heir pallet and chew like a fucking cow.

Did you see that old Fuck over there glucking it? Bill : "Yeah bro that jelly donut must have been hella gluckable :)"
Glucker by Larry Furarrie April 6, 2015

Gluckety Glusticall 

What is said when you choke on someones balls.
Damn, that bitch just gluckety glusticalled to death.

Bro, I finna gluckety glustical if i have to handle YOUR cock.
Gluckety Glusticall by CarlosCums September 4, 2023
A term frequently used in software engineering to describe rogue or katty-whompus behavior in source code. Often there is an unspoken agreement between two parties in which only one of the parties has agreed on and has therefore created undocumented, unreliable, and buggy source code.
Bill: Man, I am really tired today.

Jane: Why is that, Bill?

Bill: Well I spent all day chasing software bugs in our local repository and was able to trace it to a geckert.

Jane: Why does that always seem to happen around here?
geckert by codelicious0 February 23, 2014