A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.
Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.
b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.
C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.
Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?
Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.
Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Also contains an overgrown ghost town in the center of the island called Dogtown where people apparently attempted farming that quickly grew into a place for witches, outcasts, etc.
Home to all parts of the economic spectrum from the richest of the rich, celebrities, etc. to the poorest of the poor. Still a very historic and beautiful place to visit or live with all kinds of things to discover.
Despite beautiful natural scenery and one-of-a-kind local color Gloucester has one of the highest rates of heroin addiction in the United States.
Absolutely *spits* hey found some heroin
Wow how did you find that so quick, and so cheap as well??
G.R. 2: "I got herb,ex,shrooms,coke,crack,acid,meth basically whatever."
Also known as Gloucester County.
Most people who live in the Hampton Roads area are not exactly sure what is contained in this county. I would not blame them if they did not know what to think about the place.
Note: Don't drink the water.
Person 2: "You're from Gloucester?"
Also, it shares an island with the beautiful seaport town of Rockport.
Guy 2: O shit dawg! Don't let her talk to other girls!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She'll make a pact with them to get preggers!
Guy 1: OH SHIT!