glob is a senseless variant of blog a short more efficient variant of weblog. it has however raised the class level of weblogging to reaches never before achieved.
god wont those losers ever get with the times? blog is like so yesterday. all y'all wish you were as cool as me with my glob.
by bigposerhead February 8, 2005
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When you take a fat hit of some kind of cannabis extract(usually dabs, on rare occasions hash is substituted) and it hits you so hard that you can barely remember your own name
Tyrone: yo, come thru. I just picked up some Errl
KuntaKinte: On my way rn, fam.

**between 5 and 10 minutes later**

Tyrone: Yo nigga, you good?
KuntaKinte: yeah man, I'm just globbed up
Tyrone: Good, because it's your hit
by Fro (aka Smokey) February 3, 2017
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ignorant unattractive (generally fat) person who is popular because they spend all their parent's money on ugly clothing.
glob: hey! i haven't hung out with you for soo long! what are you wearing to semi?
me: erm...my dress from last year.
glob: oh. my daddy's taking me on a shopping spree to nyc to buy a dress.
me: hello! it's your freshman semi! no one cares what you wear as long as it looks good on you.
by elliot<33 April 27, 2006
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The Sexual act of inserting ones specifically Left Breast into the rectum of a male parnter.

(for the act of inserting ones right chesticle, see; Flobbing)
Hey Dylan, bend over, I'm gonna partake in the act of Globbing with you.
by KushPuppy November 29, 2019
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The act of ejaculating into one's partners hair, and then proceeding to style her hair with it.
"Hey man I heard Miles gave Jill a suave glob last night in Alex's bed"
by little lewd November 9, 2013
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When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”
by MeatMaster3 November 4, 2019
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Glob Of Load... Gooey Substance sometimes found in eyes, or on the face/chest area. can also be found in the shower drain, or undies.
eewwwww your glob of load hit me in the eye...
by Nos72 October 5, 2007
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