Glinch

a slang term for the clitoris, usually said by people who are too squeamish to say the word "clit".

Fred:"So I totally pleasured her by touching her clit"
Bob:"Shh, don't say the word clit. Glinch sounds so much better!"

by GlinchWad January 3, 2010

A sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the anus region.

by I unno, buttsex? July 21, 2008

When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!

That scared me so bad I glinched!

by Teabagger Lance December 31, 2018

glinche

That dude with the Kentucky Waterfall mullet just totally glinched that chick with the IROC-Z mullet.

by billy-the-bob January 29, 2011

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.

Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.

by glincharoo September 22, 2010