Gjek 

An albanian name usually meaning the word "Woman Fucker".
Albanian's are known for being able to get woman without even being good looking.

Also Gjek-ing off for jerking off while a woman is sucking ur dick. Why? Because your a fucking albanian guy.

Dad: Where were you all night son?

Son: I Gjek's like three girls it was incredible.

Dad: ???

Son: Gjek Yeah!

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Mom: Son, what are you doing in the bathroom.

Son: Oh, you know just Gjeking off.

Gjek by Anonymous Guy 12345678910 December 29, 2010

Gjek 

It is an old male Albanian name that originates from the north of Albania. It is not very common today. You rarely hear it, and probably the only people you come across with the name Gjek is an old dude that's almost dying. Gjek is sometimes associated with Gjergj, or St. George. Usually Gjek is a gorgeous looking man, and the most importantly wise as fuck.

-What's your name?
My name is Gjek.
-oh dude you're definitely from the north.

Gjek by eagle12345897432 November 22, 2021

gjekaj 

gjekajs are usually nice they will tease you and make fun of you and your friendship with them will be a hate hate friendship. they may either be the person you tell everything to or they could be that friend where it’s not a “gossip” friendship. but either way you should be friends with a gjekaj. (don’t correct my spelling.

kate: what’s her last name
anna: it’s gjekaj
kate: bro lets go meet her she’ll be a great addition to our group
anna: okay

gjekaj by fockvscogirls September 9, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012