Gismond

A person, teacher most likely, whose flab reaches down to most of her body, and likes to 'accidently' throw it in your face.

Jen: Holy Shit!!! Quick, a Gismond! DUCK!!!!

Gismond by Jimmy Urberschmidt January 25, 2011

gismondi 

a literal god

Gismondi is a total gizzz

gismondi by dopepurplecarpet April 28, 2022

Gismondi’d 

To get completely hosed due to no fault of your own.

Man, I can’t believe that my boss Gismondi’d me. That’s ok, I’ll be better off in the end!

Gismondi’d by Some Dumb Guy Somewhere January 15, 2020

Gismondisexual 

When you are 99% straight but 1% attracted to a calabrian man and would love to grab his ass

Man: I’m totally straight, but I have weird fantasies when I think about sleeping with Lorenzo
Woman: you know, you might be gismondisexual

Gismondisexual by Depressed Pancake June 25, 2022