Giraffes

Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.

"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!

by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 25, 2018

giraffe

daniel seavey aka a person with a long ass neck

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.

by lolwhyhehe November 28, 2019

giraffe

the sexiest thing alive

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”

by mohamed abdi January 3, 2019

Giraffe

A being with a 40-foot neck that is apparently more real than a unicorn

"How is a giraffe an actual animal?'

by wendlynfae August 6, 2018

giraffe

A retard with a long neck.

"Get on git you giraffe"
"Swallow and chew your food down your neck giraffe"
"Man, you can probably be the best scout there ever is. Just stretch your neck up to the skies and look down below"

by chiken kfc March 16, 2017

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 22, 2019

Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!

My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet

by Strongest chromosome May 2, 2018