Never commits. Always texting or myspacing a new lady every minute. Always gives one or 2 word replys.
When he is in a relationship he is really loyal and passionate, but he doesn't fall for anyone. He swallows every sadness and tries not to show how he really feels. He can be the best friend in the whole wide world. Random is his second name. Most of the people don't like when he is too loud or when he is in the nonsense mood, but those things makes Gilbert special. He can also be a loner and quite guy. When he has a best friend he can be like a brother and when he is in a relationship he is the best of the best in any way... He always is thinking about things that don't make any sense or about stuff that most of the people don't think or don't care about. If you have a Gilbert in your life, don't let him go and hold him tightly. He is one of a kind, spend with him all the time you can, he can be quite a company and a great brother.
I need one!
Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
Two hours later (11:45 PM)
"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"
"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"
"Way to pull a Gilbert!"