A group of adolescent females who attend Cardinal Gibbons High School and conform to mainstream society's morals, values, and lingo. These girls partake in the same stereotypical activities together which include but are not limited to; coming to school every morning with abstract iced coffee drinks from Starbucks, wearing Vera Bradley handbags, excessive "rolling" of shorts that are much to small for them, use of the phrase "but actually", pretending to be intoxicated after consumption of little to no alcohol, and attending country concerts every weekend while wearing camo apparel because they think they are so "country." Symptoms of basicness also include unhealthy obsessions with Michael Kors, Tory Burch, llamas, Taylor Swift, and spandex.
"Hey dude check out those fine babes, they're pretty good looking lets go talk to them."
"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
"Nah man, look at their iced coffee and spandex, those are some grade A Gibbons basics."
by S_Petro March 8, 2013
by FlightyR August 7, 2006
Billy Gibbons is a God of Blues/Blues Rock guitar. Even Jimi Hendrix once said he was one of the best up and coming guitarists around. He is the lead singer and guitarist of the blues rock band ZZ Top. Apart from incredible musicianship, he also has one of the greatest beards ever to grace planet earth.
by ieatorcs April 3, 2016
Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!
or
Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!
or
Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes
by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 17, 2009
A toad who thinks he is a prince, devoid of any self awareness as to what an asshole he looks like to everyone around him. Possibly a narcissist slash racist slash spoiled rich kid all grown up.
by Krunkmaster 31 February 9, 2017
I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone
by John August 14, 2003
a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team
by Spencer April 23, 2005