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get it farted on 

When an object or person causes you dissatisfaction you may fart on it to show it (or them) the measure of your dissatisfaction with it's (or their) manner, way of being, actions or existence.
get it farted on by 1030JH April 21, 2022

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!