Get Twisted

This is from one of those dumbass "Above the Influence" commercials where the kids are sitting in a diner and one says to another "hey we about to go get twisted, you in?". The definition of "twisted" is never revealed, which confuses the audience because, frankly, nobody in history has ever said they are getting fucking twisted.

Stereotypical Black kid 1: Aye Mane we bout to go get twisted, you in?

Stereotypical Black kid 2: What the fuck? Are you hitting one me? I told yo gay ass I don't go that way! Shit I'm bout to get high and say fuck yall niggas. You can go twist ya dicks together for all I care!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 6, 2010

Getting Twisted

When some hoochie from a rival gang plays you to get some info in on your set/clique.

Tyrone said to be on dah look out fo Shawanda..he aftah ha fo getting twisted wit him.

by LiLdIvA_DnT_PlAy January 16, 2009

Get Your Cap Twisted

In the hood/ghetto, to shoot/kill someone.

"Let's go get this fool's cap twisted"
"I'm gonna twist his cap"
"Fuck around and get your cap twisted"

by SlidewayzS13 November 15, 2008

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't play games with me. Don't get me confused.

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.

by Drea B. September 12, 2013