German Bath 

a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.

"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."

German Bath by Two Robs December 13, 2012

german sponge bath 

Having any exposed extremity licked obsessively while asleep or unconcious by a dachshund or any other breed of German dog.

Upon waking I discovered that I was coated in a thin film of saliva due to the German sponge bath I received after passing out. I should stop drinking tequila.

german sponge bath by henchman May 19, 2006

German Hulk Chest Bath 

The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.

Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.

German Hulk Chest Bath by Den-E April 26, 2010

German Bathtub 

A tub with raw sewage, human remains, and unrefined oil, which is used to wash, but not necessarily clean oneself, in order to mimic how Germans in the 1700's once washed themselves. (They still do it they're just really good at hiding it)

Nik: I can't Wait to take a German Bath in my new Jade German Bathtub
Kid: wtf

German Bathtub by Mr Dr Doofus III of Romaina November 25, 2023

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008