look up any word, like daquan:
A nation of people who are fanatical about David Hasselhoff, and when they go to beaches--either in their own or in other countries; they're always digging holes!
Did you see that? Hasselhoff was running down the beach and fell in a hole. It was those damned Germans again!
by Anonymous November 08, 2003
272 232
adj a person who was either born in Germany, has acquired German citizenship or was born to German parents; a term used to describe a person that displays stereotypical German characteristics such as exactness, accuracy, correctness, organization, cleanliness, planning, self discipline, extensive world knowledge, love of travel, distaste for sexism or racism, multilingual capacity, and unnatural humour.
David: Wow, can you believe Hans goes to sleep at exactly 10:00 PM every night and wakes up at 5:00 AM to go jogging?

Rudy: Obviously, he's German.
by reptheother November 29, 2007
83 47
Any persons who have been or will be surrendered to by someone who is french.
*the french flag has been changed to pure white, and is saluted by waving it in the direction of germany"
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004
211 175
A person that comes from Germany. Can be serously offended by the terms "Jew," "Hitler," and "nazi." They can be incredibly sweet and are willing to fight for the ones they love. They usually loves with all their heart and soul.
"Honey, where's Holland?"
"In the Netherlands!!"
"It is? I thought it was its own country... where are you from again?"
"I'm german!! And no its not!!!!!! It's more of a region!!!"
"Since when?"
"Since forever!!!!!"
"You don't have to yell at me."
"I'm sorry. I love you."
"Awwwww....all better!"
by Lindsey Pilger January 19, 2007
88 56
1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy.

2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars.

3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North.

The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pessimistic by nature. German men are far less sexist than American men, and are more prone to marriage. Germans, though, typically have small families.

A German tends to be a lover of nature, well-organized, frugal and efficient. They seldom lose their tempers- if you go to a German bar, people are usually friendly and happy, unlike an American bar, where people start fights.

Germans love fast cars, motorcycles, good beer, pretzels, taking lots of holidays, and walking in nature. Germany is a great place for the outdoors, and people love hiking, camping and cycling.

Germans are often tastelessly dressed, and German women often wear atrocious clothes. German food is OK, if you like pork. German bread, on the other hand, is excellent. It doesn't matter, though, because German people mostly eat Italian and French food.

Germans make the best engineers, computer scientists, and technicians. They never go anywhere without their "handies" (cell phones), they're mad about soccer, and they love to have a festival. They take a day off for every holiday, including all-saint's day, May Day and the assumption of the Virgin Mary (despite the fact that most Germans don't go to church often). The biggest parties are Karneval and the Love Parade.

They typical German hates extremes and extremists of all kinds, including neo-nazis, who comprise a hated minority in the country. Most people are moderate in their beliefs. There are lots of political parties in Germany, including the Green Party, who helped turn Germany into the biggest purveyor of solar power and electric windmills.

Germans don't neccesarily dislike any group of people; Germans often visit France, England, the US, Eastern Europe, Turkey and the Mediterranean. Often, though, other nations have prejudices about Germans. Germany is ethnically mixed, though, and lots of Germans marry non-Germans.

1. How do you translate the German word "unwahrscheinlichkeit"?
2. This German wheat beer- Franziskaner Weissbier"- is excellent.
3. Look at that cute German techie guy over there.
by Tabitha Elkins May 28, 2006
85 66
Well, I can't define this because I'm Justin Bieber!
Person 1 : What's your opinion about the Germans?
Justin Bieber : wat? who r germans? r dey sum kind of germs?
by Death616 June 24, 2010
30 14
Smart people who sometimes have problems designing a from of government, and are a little obsesive compulsive, but are usually friendly, and make great engineers... Barvarians are an exception. Yes they are rude/ fascist idiots, but not all germany is barvaria. Oh Yeah, HITLER WAS AN AUSTRIAN, not german.
Einstein, Audenauer, Geothe, And Gutenberg were all German. Hitler, Jorg Haider, etc.. Were Austrian... See the difference?
by mike December 13, 2003
168 153