Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.
Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."
Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.
by amandapants September 16, 2009
v: the act of masturbating; wacking off; rubbing one out; punching the clown; choking the chicken; shaking hands with the unemployed; firing off some knuckle childreg; beating your fucking meat
Hey man, my mom caught me gerking last night with my sports illustrated for kids magazine on my bed.
by gasspaddle50 April 22, 2009
by hawwt shortiee March 22, 2005
by Erin McG. April 24, 2007
To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
by #truth101 May 10, 2017
slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.
Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 March 12, 2014