An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.
"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"
by Johnwolfman42 September 01, 2006
Gerb is a wildcard. It can be used anywhere, and in any situation. It was originated by.
I gerbed.
I have gerb.
You're gerb
My name
I went to Gerb's house
I have 7
by Gerb - J/J/C July 06, 2004
Me! IM A GERB!
Im THE MOST GERBEST GERB OF ALL TIMES!
by Kakashi March 15, 2004
A cock-blocking group.
"Gerbs" A group of people that contain both men and women that prevent all men from getting with the women in that group. This is caused by a complex system of friend zones.
by Baby foods limited September 29, 2012
Short for Gerber Baby, "Gerb" means a little kid or baby.
That Gerb is so young, he's still in kindergarten.
by cornman6969 December 22, 2009
short for 'gerbang' in reference to a single person.
A goth/punk/emo who tries too hard to fit the stereotype. Mostly refers to a goth wanna-be.
That stupid Gerb was trying to impress the goth kids by showing them what she bought at Hot Topic on Friday, but they weren't impressed hahah!
by m3llyh3r01n3 January 20, 2009
Gerb defines all types of turds. Humans can be black, white, asian, whatever. Gerbs can be Jawalters, Goobacks, Cacs, Brown Nosed Mud Doves, Goobs, and many more. Gerbs flock in gaggles of 3-4 gerbs at a time. Gerbs are usually pail and make you laugh before they talk. Basically like people with Mustaches. If a gerb has a mustache he his a J-Wal or Superturd.
That gerb just sharted and is still sitting in class. WTF
by Brown Nosed Mud Dove October 28, 2009

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