Man Gerald is pretty awesome ay, but im worried about the MLP Mayo he gave me the other day, its a bit salty
by jeebusjeeboo March 28, 2022
A Gerald is a certain type of person, or object. A Gerald is someone you can always make fun of and they will never get upset by it.
by The True Gerald November 12, 2020
The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.
Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.
Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.
Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.
by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019
A man spontaneous by nature, who delivers a fun time, and often a good pal. Who is also insanely intelligent and charmingly sexy. A gerald will normally catch you with his luscious hair first, then with eyes that guide you to peer into the deepest depths of desire, sometimes to a place you're uncertain as to whether or not you want to be there at all.
Kevin: Wow, I just saw the most captivating man I've seen. I could barely break away from his eyes!
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*
by Pimpin Lincoln April 6, 2021
Slang for "A literal god", "Beyond comprehension", and "omniscient". Also is a name, but who cares about that?
Person 1: "Bro, you see that streamer right there?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."
Person 1: "I know right?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."
Person 1: "I know right?"
by Karivana September 19, 2021
The giraffe that Cooper and Kyle are both in lice with. The lore is Cooper proposed to Kyle and Kyle threw the ring in the trash but THEN Cooper and Gerald had a relationship that made Kyle angry because he loved Gerald, then Kyle and Gerald had an affair, then they had a threesome. THEY ALL GOT MARRIED, except Kyle. Then Kyle and Cooper got into an argument which made Gerald sad and he left with Kyle, then they got married and Cooper is coping with the rejection.
by The gay lizard March 13, 2022
by pablothepussydestroyer69 November 22, 2021