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238.
George W. Bush probably the most destructive power in the world at this time. He has pointed fingers at every person in the world and has blamed them for his mistakes, labelling them "Terrorists." HE is the terrorist.
a joke:
On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
by Aarynia December 14, 2007
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78.
1. Somebody idiots support.

2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.

3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.

4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.

5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.

6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.

Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.

2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.

Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.

1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"

2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)

3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."

4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."

Anybody: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"

Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."

6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"

Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."

Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"

Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
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79.
idiot; person of low intelegence; failure
bush could have taken over Iraq and made it american property
by turdsandwich May 31, 2005
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80.
a man whose organization is resposible for brainwaashing the mind of the average American individual
He did it because it was tradition.
by whatsoo March 07, 2005
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81.
1. A complete idiot
2. A moron who used who his dad knew to get himself into the position as the most powerful man in the world
3. Cheney's Bitch
George W. Bush is an idiot who doesn't know what he is talking about.
by Kerry_for_President February 25, 2004
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82.
Proof that the apocalypse did come in the year 2000.
George W. Bush was the only thing Nostradomus couldn't see coming because of how horrific seeing a vision of Bush would be.
by Joluss Gren May 01, 2010
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83.
only the worst man in the whole world.
he is indeed stupid, and doesn't know how to pronounce "NUCLEAR".
anybody who is pro-bush is just as stupid as him.
george dubya bush;
-cheated into presidency,
-choked on a pretzel, and almost died from it.
-is an ex-cocain&whiskey addict.
-gives the united states of america a bad name.
-makes alll americans look like dopes.
-started a war for no reason.
-is against killing unborn fetuses who had no life, but for killing young soldiers who had the chance to live their life.
-only got here because of his dumbass brother in florida, and his daddy.
-was OBVIOUSLY behind 9/11.

the sad thing is, people are too afraid to admit their hate towards him, so they go on urban dictionary and do it.
republican: George W. Bush is the best president in the world!
any person with a brain: *SLAP* you one craaaazy bitch.
by yaaahbitch :D. August 11, 2007
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84.
- An incompetent asshole
- A horrible excuse for a president
- A, let's see, DUMB A$$
- What other reason is there for the oil prices rising? Hmm?
- No child left behind my a$$. He only helps rich white kids!
- So stupid he should be incarserated for it.
- Such an loser, it's almost sad.
-George W. Bitch
-Liar
-Texan Detective: Texas's state dumb a$$ is missing. His name is George W. Bush. Do you know any whereabouts of this person?

-Me: Look in the white house. He's there. I promise.
by Sara McKay April 16, 2006
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