George W. Bush probably the most destructive power in the world at this time. He has pointed fingers at every person in the world and has blamed them for his mistakes, labelling them "Terrorists." HE is the terrorist.
a joke:
On the first night of being president, George W. Bush was worried about being president, and was worried that he'd be good for the coutry. So on the first night in office, he fell asleep, and had a dream about himself and George Washington. He asked Washington "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" Washington replied "never tell a lie." Bush responded "well, other people really tell me what to say, so I'm not sure I can really do that, but thanks." On the second night, Bush dreamed of Jefferson. "what should I do to be a good president for the country?" he asked of Jefferson. Jefferson told him to "listen to the people". Bush replied "well, the republican party really is the one to give me my orders, so I don't know if I can do that, but thank you." On the third night, Bush dreamed of Abraham Lincoln. This time he thought 'good, this president is a Republican, maybe he can give me some advice I can follow!' and he again asked "what can I do to be a good president for this country?" Lincoln repied " Go to the theatre."
by Aarynia December 14, 2007
A person who fails in life, uses "daddy" to stick up for his problems, a corrupted son of a bitch who should be put to death, and an insane asshole. Was an alcoholic and a drug addict, and thinks the "patriotic" way is killing the innocent citizens of the Middle East. By the way to all the Fucked Up republicans: IF WE ARE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB WITH COUNTER-TERRORISM, WHERE'S OSAMA BIN LADEN! I mean, we have had 5 years to find him, right? Refers to the United States Constituition as a "Goddamn piece of paper", and believes dictatorship would help him rule better. Has used tax breaks for the EXTREMELY WEALTHY, and has put the country in a multi-trillion dollar debt. Used money to get into an Ivy League school, and hates abortion and evolution because it is against god's will. Should be considered armed & dangerous, and is wanted for violation to American & International Protocols, the corruption of the Constitution, the mass genocide of over 50,000 people in the Middle East, integration of Church & State, and bribery and espionage in both the 2000 & 2004 elections.

PS: Some people say if Bush is hated so much, why is he in the White House right now. Well, it is because of the retarted hicks and assholes in the country who are Religious retards and believe religion is the way and science will make us "evil sinners". Go back to school, fuckups.
Today, George W. Bush said that he would put million dollar tax cuts on sports players and CEO's, go overseas to help out with European Poverty, but we still have millions here in America starving and homeless.
by Cyl February 12, 2006
George W. Bush- a short, pompous, incompetent, unintelligent bastard who has neither public speaking skills nor debating skills and would not know U.S. domestic and especially, FOREIGN policy if it crawled up his ass and took refuge there. The stupid fuck started by using the Bush family name to get his sorry ass into Yale where he maintained a healthy 2.nothing GPA. He also took initiative to become a member of Yale's most exclusive society "the Skull and Bones society," a club where all of Yale's druggies and alcoholics can come together, bullshit, and get inebriated out of coherence. After graduating somewhere near the bottom of his class, W left Yale with a sense of pride, beginning to feel as if he should become a politician like his father in order to help the people of this great country. Of course, as the war in Vietnam unfolded a draft ensued. As this happened, Bush realized that this was his opportunity to help his country. And, as thousands of Americans (virtually all from the lower and middle class) who answered the call to serve their country, Bush suddenly had a "change of heart" and fled to Alabama with the help of his rich father. Later on, young W began to feel bad about dodging the draft so he enlisted in the Air Guard (to this day, I have never heard any reference made about the Air Guard and I do not know of any significant roles that the Air Guard has taken part in. In addition, I have never seen any commercials sponsored by the Air Guard, yet I see commercials sponsored by the National Guard on television all of the time-how peculiar). Then in 2000, (I skipped some stuff) Bush won the presidential election. Though Al Gore won the popular vote (and was actually announced as the winner by one channel), the Republican Party was able to throw out some of Florida's votes, which gave Bush the majority of the Electoral vote and, thus, giving him the win. Now to speed things up, I will make a list of all the things that Bush has caused/fucked up/done (wrong):
-9/11 attacks- Bush ignored a report from the CIA about the possibility of a terrorist attack that would possibly use commercial jets (He received this report on his desk somewhere between May and August of 2001 yet ignored it-the media new about the report yet kept quiet.

-Kyoto Protocol-put simply, he pulled out.

-Antiballistic Missile Treaty (between the U.S. and Russia)-he pulled out.

-Assault weapons ban-he did not renew it.

-The war in Iraq- Bush's reason for war was that he believed Iraq possessed WMD's (it is 2006; where are they?).
His two real reasons for war: (1) oil and (2) to finish what his father started. I will not say anymore about Iraq because there is too much to say.

-The U.S. economy-the stocks are dying and the prices of oil are killing us-Bush, on the other hand, is profiting from this because he owns an oil company, which also proves that he does not give a shit about the environment.

-Voting Rights Act (allows blacks to vote) spent a long time avoiding its renewal until late-July of 2006 (at this time, it was between 6 months and a year from expiration). Then, after renewing it, he began to brag about how he renewed it ahead of schedule.

-the balance of powers-Bush has been ranked at the top of the list of presidents with the most centralized power. He used this power in an attempt to create private military tribunals, which would have violated at least five of the first ten Amendments. Thank God that the Supreme Court overruled him, which proves that our government still has some officials with common sense.

-Wiretapping-Bush began abusing his power by tapping phone lines in order to listen in on people with the hope of "foiling terrorist plots within the United States."

-Violations of International Law-Bush has violated law on many occasions, including the war in Iraq. He bypassed the UN when they voiced their opposition against the idea of war in Iraq.

**future screw up***: Lebanon-As of today, Friday July 28, 2006, Bush wants to send troops into Lebanon to quell the fighting by Hezbollah who, according to Bush, “Want to destroy democracy and disrupt peace." Apparently, Bush does not understand two key concepts :( 1) our military is overextended and overused, thus, depleting our forces. (2) Going into Lebanon with the intention of supporting Israel will only cause more upheaval in the Arab world and trigger more hatred and, consequently, resistance and involvement by Islamic extremists out of their beliefs that Allah calls upon them to "take action and wage war against the infidel." This translates to more commitment by the U.S. and, sadly, the loss of more American soldiers.

To some it up, Bush is the worst president in U.S. history and America should be ASHAMED for re-electing him. Did you fools out there who voted for him actually think that giving him a second chance would allow him to right what he has wronged or are you just that senile or too stupid to face the facts. For those of you who didn't vote for Bush-Thank you. You have proven that at least some of the U.S. is still not completely ignorant or oblivious to what is going on in our government.

Eric: "Dude, American troops have invaded Lebanon and oil prices are up to $100 a barrel!"

Zach: "Really, well I think I know the cause-George W. Bush!"

George W. Bush is at falt for virtually all of America's problems.
(jack-ass)Noun:for sure the most stupidest thing walking on this earth. A dumb ass pansy who people tell him to state that he went to Yale. However this is obviously not true because as everyone has heard his kindergarden level speeches. And he said that he went to Iraq to "unsaddamize" it. he lives off his daddy's money and the money from the people to go on "vocation to do som unting." The puppet for Dick Cheney when he can't formulate words which is every second of every day. The person who says he is opposed to gay marrage however is on the down low with Tony Blairbut having a affair with Dick Cheney. The bringer of the apocolypse.
1)Dick: hey George... why don't you hummmm.... look around the White House for the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Yeah thats it! The adults have to talk now.
Bush: O.K. prances around and looks under the sofa saying, "Nope no Weapons of Mass Destruction here. Maybe it is in the fridge????"
2)Just a plain DUMBASS WANKER!!
by HaHa January 19, 2005
George W. Bush is the most stupid, disturbed, sinister, monkey-faced, shit-for-brains, daddys boy, nancy, call-up-dodgin, bawbag prick of an oil whore i have ever ha the misfortune to set my eyes upon. Everytime i see him claim he feels sorry for the families of the true americans he has sent to their deaths i want to smash my head into a wall out of sheer frustration. An im only Scottish. Thats why I propose that he is empeached, stripped of office and replaced by the remains of Jimi Hendrix, a true hero, who would probably do a better job.
How can 210 million people be so stupid?
by bobby robertson January 28, 2005
1.The smartest man on earth, IF all other life forms have vanished. (maybe not, he still would have rocks to contend with)

2.The reason many non-Americans hate America (get over it people, just because our government screwed up so bad isn't a good reason to automatically condemn 300 milion people)
George W Bush has betrayed the United States of America.
by AmericanPride1776 January 23, 2010
1. Somebody idiots support.

2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.

3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.

4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.

5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.

6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.

Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.

2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.

Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.

1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"

2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)

3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."

4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."

Anybody: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"

Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."

6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"

Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."

Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"

Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
by wez-1 August 14, 2005
Alcoholic, cokehead, "born-again Christian" warmonger who manages to seem like a regular guy even though he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and was "educated" at both Harvard and Yale; is not, in fact, from Texas, but is from Connecticut, thank you very much; "president" of United States of America
"Hey y'all, look at ol' George W. Bush! He's just a reg'lar guy like me, what cain't pronounce things rightly! Let's go join the army so's we can git 'er done!"
by "Hot" Karl Rove November 07, 2004

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