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Geography Joke

The type of joke that one must be around to understand.
"Hey what was that about squids?"-Dude

"Geography joke dude, back off"-Dude 2
Geography Joke by Special-KY May 17, 2009

geographically illiterate 

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012

Modulo Geographie

Modulo Geographie is a boring textbook that is completely useless.
Sadly, many people use Modulo Geographie.
Modulo Geographie by Za Master January 15, 2020

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

Geographic memory 

Similar to the more common photographic memory, but pertaining particularly to geographical detail. Someone with geographic memory is someone who always remembers how to get places without reference and can draw you a map on your napkin if you say please.
"Hey, that guy Jeremy certainly seems to know where he's going." "Yeah, man. He has a geographic memory."
Geographic memory by Goodly June 15, 2013

Geography 

A Lesson where I decided to start making these so I was bored
Geography is a great place to procrastinate
Geography by Despapito001 December 17, 2018