Taking a really long crap at work to the point people ask if you left for the day.
Where did you go?
I was taking a Geoff..

I'm going to Geoff it up!
by Dueses September 07, 2012
jacking off, especially when your name is Geoff.
Geoff ge-offs on Ben's face while he's sleeping.
by Ishmael Jr. December 16, 2007
The act of jacking off when your name is Geoff or Jeff. Can also be used as an adjective for a male named Jeff or Geoff who is a jerk and asshole.
"You're being a Ge-off"
"That's Geoff, yes he's masterbating, actually he's Ge-offing"
"Man, I gotta go Ge-off"
by heidibags September 17, 2007
when you are referring to someone named geoffrey or jeffrey or jeffery in a negative tone of voice
Who's going to dinner?

by chuntastic19 December 08, 2014
A Name Given to large women.
Giant Enormous Overweight Fat Fucker
i cant believe you got with that Geoff ( G.E.O.F.F)last night mate, that was grim
by pandapinda April 02, 2013
(v.) To take and consume someone else's unattended, partially consumed alcoholic beverage.
Yo, somebody totally geoffed my beer.

Yo, somebody totally geoffed my wine.

Hey, dude, can you watch my beer? I don't want it to get geoffed.
by heyslagsyougoingouttonight? March 25, 2011
Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.
"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"
by #swagyolo17 May 03, 2013
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