Geodude 

The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.

"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"

Geodude by The Salt December 17, 2009

Geodude 

A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.

Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...

Geodude by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012

Geodude 

Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.

Geodude, I choose you!

Geodude by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004

geodude 

the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.

"fuck.. another geodude."

geodude by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008

Geodude 

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

Geodude by Dat Ash January 21, 2013

geodude 

somebody who cant catch a ball like a football or baseball

nice catch.... geodude
or
he is such a geodude he couldnt catch aids in africa

geodude by bigchebo October 8, 2011

Geodude 

A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21

"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"

Geodude by Kar10s May 11, 2009