Geodude

The most gangster pokemon alive. He has no legs, but he doesn't need them, only arms. One for slappin' bitches, and one for countin' money.

"Is Geodude gonna have to mud-slap a bitch?"

by The Salt December 17, 2009

Geodude

A midget who has had his or her legs amputated.

Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...

by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012

Geodude

Pokemon #074.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.

Geodude, I choose you!

by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004

Geodude

A rock hard penis, that which is so rigid that children can attach a swing to it.

So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.

by Dat Ash January 21, 2013

Geodude

A curly rang attending North Sydney Girls High. Evolves into Graveler at age 21

"Geodude, look! Your in the photo!"

by Kar10s May 11, 2009

Geoduding

When you insert your cock into your girls mouth and she mudslides it down and then you rock smash her vagina into eternal orgasm that sets her into hospital.

Daz: Obelisk fam you dont know what happened to me dude, I've been at the police station ever since I was geoduding with my girl.
StephanM: Dave bro I want to play fgunz but I've still got a warrant for geoduding with this ugly ass trick.

by obeliskthetittytwister March 4, 2017

geodude

the most annoying pokemon that keeps popping up when you're going through a cave.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.

"fuck.. another geodude."

by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008