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celery generals 

A Tom Green-derived game that requires two people to each have their own celery general (a celery torso, celery arms, celery legs, and a cherry tomato head) and to place them on their own lane of a two lane highway. If one's celery general gets run over by a car, their opponent has to eat the flattened celery general; salad dressing is optional.
No, Jeffrey, you have to eat the celery generals off of the road. Don't even bother bringing paper plates next time.
celery generals by Shov June 19, 2008

generalised anxiety disorder 

A terrible condition that plagues the affected mind with depression, fear, terrifying thoughts and overall anxiety. The affected person usually suffers from panic attacks and suffers from depression.
"The doctor says I have Generalised anxiety disorder, which explains the panic attacks lately."

Generalized Anxiety Disorder 

A chemical brain disorder that causes one to worry about everything, even things they don't particularly care about. Also causes one to not be able to relax properly. Most people do not take this disorder seriously, even though it is very serious and can cause a lot of problems in a sufferer's life.
Me: I have to tell you something.. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and it's ruining my life.
Friend: Oh. So what'd you buy Suzie for her Birthday?
Me: Uh I just told you I have a fucking anxiety disorder.
Friend: Yeah, I worry about stuff a lot too. So anyway about the party?
Me: -_-

Washington Generals 

The Washington Generals are an American exhibition basketball team, best known for their spectacular losing streak in exhibition games against the Harlem Globetrotters.
Dean has the same chance of beating Bush as the Washington Generals do the Harlem Globetrotters.

Luke received a Washington Generals-level beat down from his opponent.
Washington Generals by robo042 March 7, 2010

generative ontology 

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.
Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

generalizasian 

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to infer or form (a general principle, opinion, conclusion, etc.) from only a few facts, encounters, or examples about somebody of oriental decent. Assuming all Asians think or act the same.
Person 1: Strewth mate, that slanty just cut you off. Chinks are such bad drivers.

Person 2: Don't be daft Corey, that's such a generalizasian.
generalizasian by ladiesman_217 April 28, 2009