Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #48
This works best when your girlfriend refuses to have sex with you due your sexually transmitted disease.
Tell your girlfriend you understand what she wants and plan an encounter in two weeks. Until that day do not wipe your bum after bowel movements, thereby creating a thick crust of dingleberries and residue in and around your crack.
On the night of the date, turn the heating way up, to around 100 degrees.
When she comes over engage her making sure you are on top. At this point the sweat which will inevitably accumulate will pick up the residue on your butt and seap down into her vagina and anus, flowing down from the north inflaming everything in its path.
"Yeah I gave her the old 'General Sherman'
Large fish in the simpsons.
They say he's five hundred pounds of
bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know. No one knows how old he is, but
if you ask me (and most people do), he's hundred years if he's a day.
"And uh no one's ever caught him?"
"Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell."
Sex Act, where your fucking a girl in the ass about an hour after dinner. Your fucking her, and your fucking her in the ass. When all the sudden you pull your dick out of her ass, reach around her from behind and give her a quick bear hug around her stomach. This causes shit to rocket out of her ass much like a shell getting fired from a tank barrel. Hence, the General Sherman.
I gave this hoe the General Sherman last night and she sprayed shit all over the room. I've never seen anything like it.