The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
The act of getting sloshed followed by fingeringyour asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared
Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.
Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.
*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.
"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."