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When ones nipple become hard
It’s cold outside, man I’m geeching.
Geeching by Boobie ranger July 29, 2018
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The language spoken by a farmer or agricultural creature who owns and operates an industrial limited company with very little knowledge of how to operate said company. Geeching occurs when pointless tasks are suggested to a high ranking employee who does know how to operate an industrial outfit.
I am sick of that geeching farmer, just shut uppppppppppppppppppp
Geeching by SouthernSoldier February 17, 2022
That's a super geechin hat!
geechin by BigDaddyBuckets August 1, 2018

Greching 

The act of getting sloshed followed by fingering your asshole and defecating and peeing everywhere in sight with witnisses, resorting to spreading it with your hands if a wide enough sufrace hasent been smeared
Dude, marshall was greching last nigh... Its everywhere.
Greching by TheGvmt April 30, 2024

gelching 

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.
Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.
gelching by patty0513 May 24, 2024

Gleching 

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.
"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."