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Bagooms, Shagoops, Bazams, Wonkers, Tonkers...Basically any of the hundreds of words invented by us males for what we seem to be obsessed with at least in the perception of the possessors of the Gazooms, breasts.
"HACHIMACHI! Take a gander at those there gazooms! She could wax my shapap any day".
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A short, round individual who is clearly a bitchass, and who wants nothing more than to spoil your day with incessant bitchassery.
Guy 1: Maaann, look at this galoomba *bites into salad*
The little green martian guy from the Flintstones.
Gazoo by Anonymous October 28, 2003
A gazoony is the lowest form of carny, particularly a young inexperienced day laborer employed by circuses and carnivals.
"The Circus sideshow was called a "ten-in-one" because it had 10 acts. A "gazoony" was a man who put up and took down the show."
gazoony by Tyty29 January 22, 2008
When you literally get fucked. That is to be gaboomed
Yo you see that dude get hit by a car? He got gaboomed
gaboom by Danny2465 September 27, 2019

gazoombas 

Boobs. Really big boobs. Think of the biggest boobs you've ever seen and multiply that by four. That's gazoombas.
Wow, look at those gazoombas. Those must be thirty pounds each. I'm surprised she can walk.
gazoombas by Anonymous Asshole March 4, 2007