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Gary is a no-namer, doesn't have many friends, the ones he has, he means barely anything to them, he falls for girls who want nothing to do with him, he skates, he's a weirdo, but at least he has his friends, even if he's not the most important person in the world to them, he's happy.
02:21:59 <Allegra> mk 02:22:15 <Allegra> *eats chocolate* omnom 02:22:25 <Gary> chocolate :o02:22:26 <Gary> share 02:22:35 <Allegra> too late i just ate the last of it :o
by TheOnlyOneThatCounts June 10, 2009
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An inconsiderate, douchebag jerk
Often tricks girls into thinking they(him) are kind and the perfect guy to be with but turns out not to actually be
My boyfriend was a total Gary, so I broke up with him.
by Finnre14 July 28, 2011
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Gary is a boy who loves wearing puffy shirts similar to those of William Shakespeare and is also a lover of feather ink pens.
Oh look Gary is wearing his puffy shirt again.
by Bwhahahaaa March 27, 2011
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A man who is clearly gay but chooses to the live a lie and pretend he is straight by marrying a female who is clearly lacking in common sense and social intelligence. She will never admit to her dissatisfaction with their virtually non-existent sex life and continuously praise his fantastic interior decorating capability and revel in his commensurate passion for musicals.
You know this guy...we all know this guy, or at least his wife and we just aren't telling her dumb ass. "Oh that's her husband?! I thought for sure he was gay. What a gary!"
by jama fo rama March 31, 2009
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Gary's are often either awesome, or complete pricks. Mostly pricks.
Gary's so completely awesome, that he needs no example.

Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.
by Hinamorii October 31, 2010
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To avoid lying by saying something true, yet unrelated to the question asked.
Girlfriend: Where the hell have you been all night?
Boyfriend: Gary asked me to stop by his place for a beer.
Girlfriend: Oh, well come to bed, I've missed you.

Boyfriend was not at Gary's house, having a beer. He was elsewhere, doing things he doesn't what girlfriend to know about. However, Gary did, in fact, ask Boyfriend to stop by his house for a beer. Boyfriend declined the invitation. Boyfriend did not lie.

Daughter: Where's daddy?
Mother: Do you remember his friend, Bob? He's the guy who digs for gems in the mountains.
Daughter: Oh yeah! I remember him. What's for supper?

Daddy was not at Bob's. Daddy was in jail. Mother Gary'd Daughter. Mother did not lie.
by PepRox January 22, 2011
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The act of relentlessly stalking someone. Despite protests, rejections and legal limitations.

Another use is as a noun to describe stalker like behaviour
"That cat keep coming to our door, he's such a gary"
by Svetlana696 November 20, 2012
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