Gark

The act of vomiting mid-blowjob

I don't think you should hook up with Jane I heard she garks every time.

by JuantheDream April 26, 2016

Gark

The (golden) Gark, an excellent gardening tool from the Netherlands, multifuctional combining raking, shoveling and sifting te be used in your garden, backyard or stable.

Clean your backyard from leaves and all other dirt with the Gark.

by Mavira May 29, 2009

gark

the owner of the all of the whole - GOD

gark is the owner of the all

by god September 28, 2004

gark

Star of tv show "Gark in the Dark"

ME:"did you see gark in the dark last night?"
YOU: "i put it on but was to dark to make out what was going on"

by Mr Frowe March 2, 2004

Gark

To throw up/ spew To be sick, vomit

I was out at a mates on the piss the night before & drank a shit load of bourbon, the next day I was so crook I had gark more then once...

by Lyndog July 6, 2009

Gark

Gark mean a 'customer' in Pakistani slang. Mostly used by British Pakistani drug dealers.

Link the 'gark' in that alleyway.

Is that a 'gark' ringing.

by gark October 19, 2012

gark

Describes a being who believes he is up with technologys latest gadgets and gizmos, and could possible relate to making a car look more fancy with add ons etc

Did you see the Garks new phone it is the newest model?

or

That Ford focus must belong to a gark.

by Gary cook December 8, 2003