Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.
Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel
by nigtig March 5, 2011
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the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water
there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.
by Kov July 1, 2007
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A disease where you turn green and implode.
Dude 1: What happened to Jeff?
Dude 2: He imploded because he got Garfunkelitis.
Dude 1: Shit! Dude. Wow.
by Gingerification February 25, 2012
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Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.
by missmuffinface May 14, 2009
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nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum
you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.
by mikaige June 5, 2006
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great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.
simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"
by homer simpson March 24, 2005
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THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."
by Ricky Hernandez May 23, 2005
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