The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.
That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!
by batherbutt December 11, 2008
good friend, also maybe funny fun to make fun, sad, sometimes say's Dond-a dell me whad do to, and likes to say I am here to inform you that your own mother is in fact a homosexual, sometimes he wants you to jump into a hole full of praying mantises, is very much a gentlemen and says pardon, in summary, he good friend.
Garett is a good friend.
by The Milk Man6969 May 22, 2022
by PENSYEHNH February 11, 2022