gardon 

A gay person who enjoys having s*x with dogs

Gardon is so fucking gay!

gardon by Angus1414 November 20, 2023

Gardon 

An erection over golf.

Hard-on and Golf combined creates ‘a Gardon’

I have a real Gardon about tomorrow’s Open.

Gardon by Dus-Tee May 24, 2024

Garden Gobbler

A vegetarian.

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Garden Gobbler by MbØt~Mk.II® June 8, 2015

Gardenia 

The national food brand of Malaysia. It's well-known for bread and noodles.

Malaysians who dislike Gardenia products are not truly Malaysians.

Gardenia by Coklat Putih January 25, 2023

Vagina Garden 

Pubic Hair in the vaginal area.

She had her Vagina Garden trimmed into a landing strip.

Vagina Garden by Chas501 May 3, 2007

Old Garden Toothpaste 

Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

GARGON 

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

GARGON by lil' nicky July 30, 2011