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Gardenia 

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go
You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun
Gardenia by P34ch3s November 24, 2014

Gardenia 

A super sweet girl who knows how to have a good time. Likes to talk to people and is always surrounded by friends. A born leader, she likes to be in student government. She will probably rule the world someday.
That's our first woman president, Gardenia!
Gardenia by happydayze May 27, 2014

gardenia 

the act of shoving your clenched fist into another individual's anus up to the wrist and "flowering" your fingers
Jimmy gave Sam such a bad gardenia he's still shitting on himself
gardenia by byrnsey69 March 10, 2009

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters
Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011

Gardening sucks 

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.
guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"
Gardening sucks by Mowing masters November 1, 2017