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gardenape 

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing
Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.
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Gardenfresh Bitch 

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
Gardenfresh Bitch by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

Gardendale 

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.
I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.
Gardendale by portsmouthout May 28, 2011
A cool city that is in a prime, central location. Within 20 minutes away from the ocean, freeways, downtown, beverly hills, Orange County. A nice cute community. Homes are worth a lot more than you would expect!
Gardena....Where's that?
gardena by radman56 September 1, 2005

gardendale 

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...
"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"
gardendale by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

Gardendale 

the most boring place in the world that is full of snotty preppy ass bitches that act like they have money but are really in debt up to their asses. they also thrive on labels.
gardendale bitch: Im from gardendale and im better than all of you!

random person: yeah, to bad your football team sucks
Gardendale by kmhin April 4, 2011

gardenscape 

A landscape that contains lots of greenery, usually located in somewhere urban like an office building or an airport.
I went to the airport today and saw that they added a few gardenscapes, it really made me feel more at home.
gardenscape by Ricardo Fromage January 27, 2011