garden salad

A mixture of the legal herb k2 and weed, otherwise known as marijuana, in a smoking device.

Hey man, let's make that weed bowl a garden salad, I got some k2.

by gardensaladscal March 28, 2010

garden salad

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word

I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

by m0loch October 2, 2003

Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.

The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.

by BDB64 July 19, 2021

Garden Salad

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.

Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.

by OneBananagramPls October 19, 2021

Garden Salad

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.

I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.

by kickflipinyoface October 11, 2010

ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

by Novartza October 25, 2006