gammon satchel

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 14, 2014

gammon slipper

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

by QuantumMan February 2, 2016

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

Gammon fodder

Fake news devised to incite reaction

Immigration as justification for Brexit is gammon fodder

by ScrivenerUK November 23, 2018

Gammon Bomb

Another word for a vagina, meat maze, beef flaps etc.

I would love to play within your Gammon Bomb

by Ghandi's Child May 23, 2022

Gammon oil

The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.

No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.

by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023