Galoof 

Galoof does NOT, I don't believe, come from 'goof,' but rather it is most likely a variation of "galoot".

"Galoot" is an old word used in Scotland that means a person with an ungainly, cumbersome, and clumsy personality

ouch! ...ya big galoof, watch where yer goin!

Galoof by jaylj September 30, 2007

Galoof 

A galoof is generally used as an adjective, to describe one who is abnormally large and clumsy.
It of course comes from the word Goof except some complete idiot mispelled it for some reason or another.

That young lad over there is such a galoof, oh look he just hit his head on a ceiling fan.

Galoof by - November 10, 2003

Galoof 

A large He-Man Like kid who lives in Conneticut Milford and goes to Foran high and eats anything and everything.

Rob is a galoof

Galoof by ZacharyStaroba October 26, 2003

Galoof 

A wet but tight pussy that needs a dick

Her pussy was Galoof

Galoof by Ben and Friends November 14, 2016

galoob 

Jumping over octopi for fun

The other day, Jethro was galoobing

galoob by The Milk Men March 3, 2014

galhofa 

Galhofa is a portuguese martial art invented by Manuel Luis Goucha. It consists in a fight between two naked men and the first one to get an erection wins.

Manuel Luis Goucha has the record for the fastest erection in a galhofa duel, 6.43 seconds!!

galhofa by luisinho_theking97 June 8, 2021

Galoot cologne 

The driving force behind the story in the Frank Zappa concept album Thing-Fish.

"invented by an Evil Prince (and part-time theater critic) living underneath Virginia, to get rid of selected "highly-rhythmic individj'lls" (blacks) "an' sissy-boys" (gays)."
When the Evil Prince introduced this into the mashed potatoes of the inmates of "San Quentim" penitentiary, it turned them into hideous, unknown creatures known as "Mammy-Nuns".

Thing-Fish: "So, heah dey come wit de (galoot cologne), dump'nit all in de mash potatoes!

Den dey wen' up to de warden's office fo' some hot toddy, watchin' a little football while dey's waitin' to see what gone happen!

Fact o' de matter were: nothin' happened, so dey went off'n dribbled it in a special shipnint of galoot co-log-nuh dat went out 'bouts november!

Next thing y'know, fagnits be droppin' off like flies...'long wit a large number of severely-tanned individj'lls, pre-zumnably of hay'chen extrakment!" (again, blacks)

Galoot cologne by Harry-as-a-boy May 11, 2009